Warning Label; a guide to interaction with me.

I have a voice, it is not the same old crap you hear every day. I am the personality equivalent of the old school Odessa Permian Football Offense. I run the ball off tackle, I run the sweep and I run them both effectively. Once I get you leaning and bringing your safety up and you start anticipating, I run the counter play. If I can get you off balance in your thinking, I can find a way to move you. So here is the script for my first series. Off tackle with traditional values, a big sweep of cowboy redneck sensibilities and another big sweep with Loyalty pitching the ball to Honor and then lead blocking. Now that you think you have me figured out, I hit you with a big dose of feminine awareness and instinct, empathy for hormone changes, the need to accessorize and a pink iphone cover; my version of the wingback counter.

I mix sarcasm and tears like college kids mix rum and coke. I love the company of women but I guard the fidelity of my marriage more closely than I do my bank account. I appreciate art, poetry and music, but I love guns, hunting and sports. I believe that my friendships define who I am and they are the only meaningful monument that will ever stand as evidence that I lived. I don't give a crap about being an acquaintance, I only have one kind of relationship with anyone, a close one. If I cannot get past the superficial with you, it is a waste of time for both of us.